I recently realized I am THAT lady. The one I’ve certainly felt badly for, but banned from my brain because I never thought I would be her.
This was the moment of realization: I was walking home from work, and I dropped my hair elastic. To retrieve or not retrieve?
Pros
- I’d really like to tie my hair up.
- I’m grossed out by other people’s hair ties on the ground. Like, seriously, you don’t notice when all of a sudden your hair springs loose?
- I don’t want to be a litterbug.
- I’d really like to tie my hair up.
Con
- The ground is really far away.
- Really far away.
I did not retrieve my hair elastic. I am a litterbug.
As you can imagine, I’ve also been a bit of a disaster in the kitchen. However, I was very proud of myself when I looked in the fridge about a week ago and realized I could basically recreate Deb Perelman’s shaved asparagus pizza (which I attempted here before) from things already in my fridge. Even better: all ingredients were within easy reach & didn’t require bending down. Some liberties, of course, were taken.
Smitten Kitchen Shaved Asparagus Pizza
- 1 bunch asparagus
- 1/2 onion, thinly sliced
- olive oil
- salt, pepper, crushed reds
- about 2 tablespoons Balsamic vinegar
- juice from 1/2 lemon
- 1/2 (prepared) pizza dough (Trader Joe’s) – we used Trader Joe’s – plus a little bit of flour for rolling the dough
- 1 cup ricotta cheese
- sprinkle of Parmesan
- 2 eggs – you’re going to poach these, & it will be awesome. I find Alton’s instructions turn out the most consistently well-cooked eggs.
- Preheat the oven to 500 degrees.
- “Shave” the asparagus by holding by their (untrimmed) ends against a flat cutting board and running a sharp vegetable peeler across the spear. I found that using a cheese slicer works best. Repeat until you have a big pile of asparagus shavings, and then toss them in a small bowl with the onions, olive oil, Balsamic, lemon juice, and a pinch each salt, pepper, and crushed red pepper.
- Roll out the pizza dough on a lightly floured surface; sprinkle a bit of the flour on the bottom of your baking sheet and then transfer the dough to the sheet. Spread the ricotta lightly over the dough, top with asparagus and onion mixture. Drizzle with a little olive oil if you like, a sprinkle of Parmesan cheese, and then pop the pizza in the oven for 10-15 minutes, or until edges are browned and the cheese is bubbly.
- Top with a poached egg and serve immediately.
The Verdict:
Yup, we’ll be having more of this in the future.