Every so often, you need to get fancy. As in: fancy = your highest heels + your reddest lipstick + the expensive bottle of wine you’ve been saving.
Or, when you’re gestating a human, and you want to put on your best lined slippers and your size-up yoga pants…the good news is you can still cook with really fancy ingredients, to make up for the wine you’re missing. I’m talking those things you bought when you went to the specialty kitchen store or spice bazaar and your husband was like, seriously? Do we even have room in the cabinets? When are we going to use these things? And you give him a look that says: this is already done. You know what I’m talking about.
Saffron, fennel seeds, calasparra rice, all in one dish. You can even wear red lipstick.
Artichoke + Fennel Seed Paella
- olive oil
- two white or yellow onions, chopped
- 2 bell peppers (I used an orange and a green)
- 5 garlic cloves, minced
- small handful fennel seeds
- small handful saffron threads
- 4 cups vegetable stock
- 1 and 1/4 cup calasparra rice (super hard to find – you can substitute another short grain rice like bomba or calrose)
- 1 cup dry sherry or white wine
- bunch parsley, washed and roughly chopped
- small handful smoked paprika
- 1 jar or can artichoke hearts, drained and quartered
- other vegetables as you please: grape tomatoes, scallions, spinach, etc.
- 1 lemon
- Heat a large saute pan over medium heat. Add a bit of olive oil and then onions + peppers and cook until softened, about 8 minutes. While these cook, pour the veggie stock into a bowl with the saffron and allow that tasty goodness to infuse the broth.
- Add garlic and fennel seeds to the pan, saute for another few minutes, or until onions begin to brown. Turn the heat up and then add a bit more olive oil, add the rice and cook for a few minutes. Pour in the sherry or wine and cook until the liquid mostly evaporates.
- Add salt, pepper, parsley, and smoked paprika – stir and cook for a minute or two. Pour in the stock, turn down the heat to medium again and leave your paella alone. No really. No stirring. Let the rice cook in that beautiful stock until there is just a tiny bit of liquid bubbling on top – about 10-15 minutes.
- Add the artichokes and/or other vegetables into the top of the rice and push them down (again, taking care not to stir the rice). Cook another 5-10 minutes, then turn off the heat and cover the whole thing, in order to let all the liquid absorb.
- Just before serving, squeeze the juice from the lemon all over the paella and scatter with parsley.
This paella gets even better on days 2 + 3 (which is a good news because this is a LOT for two people, even one person who counts as 1.5). Depending on your level of love for artichokes (mine is quite high) I might even suggest doubling up on those. Get really fancy.
Two things happened last week that could have put a real cramp in our babymoon-style. (Yes, turns out I will do anything to take a vacation, including calling it a babymoon.) In early December, I bought us tickets to St. Lucia. I don’t know what it is about that island, but I have always wanted to go. Maybe because my parents went when I was a kid, and I’ve always thought: man, when I grow up, I’m going to St. Lucia.
- Zika virus. If you haven’t heard of this yet, count yourself lucky, because it means you haven’t been on the phone with cheapcaribbean.com fighting to get a refund. Turns out Zika is a mosquito-borne virus – ripping through the Caribbean right now – that only infects pregnant women. And then causes massive birth defects in babies. Remember: St. Lucia. Babymoon.
- Winter Storm Jonas. If you’re not familiar with DC – the whole city shuts down when we get something vaguely resembling snow. My hometown mayor, Marty Walsh, actually just said “I feel bad,” and then offered to lend my adopted town some snow plows. Seriously.
So, instead, we pulled a last minute audible and spent the last few glorious days basking in the Southern California sunshine, hiking in the desert. (Take that, mosquitoes.) Turns out, Joshua Tree National Park really is all it’s cracked up to be.
Then, we came home. One look at the snow piles in the street & we knew, Marty’s help or not, we won’t be seeing our car until spring. Only Ina could fix this mess.
Mixed Mushroom & Barley Soup (adapted from Ina Garten)
- 1 bag dried mushrooms (I had porcini)
- olive oil
- 2 onions, chopped
- 3 carrots, peeled and diced
- 3-4 stalks celery, diced
- 6 cloves garlic, minced
- 3/4 cup pearled barley
- 2 containers mushrooms, sliced (I used cremini and white button)
- 1 cup dry red wine
- 6 cups broth (veggie, beef, chicken, whatever you have)
- 10 stalks thyme, tied together if you can
- large handful parsley
- salt, pepper & crushed reds
- 2 tablespoons butter (optional)
- Put the dried mushrooms in a bowl and pour about 2 cups or so boiled water over them, to reconstitute them. Set aside while you prep the veggies and get the rest of the soup prepared.
- Heat olive oil in a large soup pot. Add onions, carrots, and celery, as well as salt, pepper, and crushed reds, and saute until softened, about 10 minutes. Add garlic and barley and cook, stirring for about two minutes. Add the mixed mushrooms (not the reconstituted dried ones just yet) and the red wine, cook for about five minutes.
- If the dried mushrooms aren’t sliced nicely yet, now’s a good time to strain them (reserving the mushroom water!) and chop them. Otherwise, dump the whole thing (mushrooms + water) into the soup pot. Add the broth, thyme, parsley and and a little more salt and pepper.
- Bring the soup to a boil, then lower the heat and simmer, partially covered, for about 45 minutes or until the barley is tender.
- At the very end, it’s a little decadent to add a dollop of butter – not necessary, obviously. Discard the thyme, adjust seasoning, and serve with a bit of parsley on top.
Not going to lie, after a few days of In & Out burgers and shakes, my body was grateful for this type of sustenance. Not only good, but good for you. Of course, now that we’ve been home a few days…I could use another babymoon.
We all know that chez nous, we have a strong, strong affinity for the slow cooker. One might even say it’s a deep, passionate love, if that weren’t a somewhat odd thing to say about something you plug into the wall.
However, I do have a bone to pick with some slow cooker recipes. I’m looking at you, Williams Sonoma. As in: the whole POINT of the slow cooker is so you can fix it and forget it and still have a delicious meal at the end of the day. So while I love you, WS, think about this the next time you suggest an ingredient addition at the two hour mark, or a quick pass through the oven at the 90 minute mark, or removing the meat and adding some separately cooked vegetables about 3 hours in. Just, no. No one has time for that. If they did, they’d be actively cooking, and not plugging their dinner into the wall.
Now that the rant section is over, let’s get on with the rave section. As in this pork recipe. Adapted from WS, this is a (really) good one, folks. And it’s a (mostly) fix-it-and-forget-it situation.
Slow Cooked Pork with Spicy Squash
for the pork
- large (2-3 pounds) pork tenderloin
- salt, pepper
- olive oil
- 1 large onion, chopped
- 4-6 garlic cloves, smashed and peeled
- big splash white wine or sherry
- about 1/2 cup chicken stock
for the squash
- 1 package pre-cut butternut squash
- olive oil, salt, pepper, crushed red peppers
- asian-lime vinaigrette:
- olive oil (about 2 TBs)
- soy sauce (about 2TBs)
- juice from 1 lime
- sherry or red wine vinegar (about 2 Tsp.)
- pinch sugar
- salt, pepper, crushed red pepper
- Sriracha (about 1 TB)
- big handful basil, chopped
- big handful cilantro, chopped
- Season the pork with salt and pepper and then sear each side in olive oil, over medium-high heat, in a large saute pan. (This is important for flavor.) Transfer to the slow cooker.
- In the saute pan, add the onions and let them cook down a bit, about 5 minutes. Add the garlic when the onions are nice and soft and cook about a minute or two; add the wine/sherry. Scrape up the nice brown bits, add the stock, cook it off for about a minute and then add to the slow cooker, over the pork. Cover and cook on low about 6-7 hours (Note: if you’re using a fattier cut of meat, such as pork butt or shoulder, you could let it roll for longer.)
- About 30 minutes before the pork finishes, get your squash roasting. Preheat the oven to 425 degrees. On a large jelly roll pan, spread out the squash, drizzle olive oil, and then season with salt, pepper and crushed reds. Make sure it’s nice and tossed through, and then pop it in the oven for about 30 minutes, or until the squash is nice and roasted.
- While the squash and pork finish, make your vinaigrette. Combine all of the ingredients, whisk them together, and set aside. You could also add jalapeno or chilis, if you have them on hand. Reserve a bit of vinaigrette, as well as cilantro/basil for sprinkling on top of the pork/squash.
- Shred the pork in the slow cooker and spoon some of the liquid over it, to keep it moist. Add the vinaigrette to the squash separately, and give it a good toss.
- On a plate, make a bed out of the squash and serve the pork on top. Drizzle with a bit more vinaigrette and top with basil and/or cilantro.
Hello, delicious! The vinaigrette and fresh herbs really make this one pop, so make sure you have that on hand and ready to go for this meal. (After, of course, you enjoy 6-7 hours away from your plugged-in dinner!).
After gorging ourselves on french onion soup mac & cheese for a week, it’s time to atone for our sins. Or at least get some new vegetables circulating in the system.
I’m practicing my future mom skills with this “recipe:” what’s in the fridge tonight, will it be done in less than 20 minutes, how can I make it look like pasta, and will it be at least as good the second and third and fourth times?
Tw0-Tomato Basil Lentil Salad
- 1 cup red split lentils (these turn almost risotto-y when you cook them, which is a bonus for me)
- 2 cups water or vegetable broth
- 3 cloves garlic, peeled and smashed
- 2-3 bay leaves
- big handful cherry tomatoes, quartered
- handful sundried tomatoes, chopped
- 1 bunch scallions, chopped (green parts only)
- big handful basil, chopped
- big handful feta
- dash olive oil
- juice from 1/2 lemon
- salt, fresh ground pepper
- optional: salad greens (spinach, mixed greens, arugula, etc.)
- Combine lentils, water, garlic cloves, bay leaves, and a dash salt in a medium saucepan. Bring to a boil, reduce to a simmer, and let it cook for about 15 minutes, or until the lentils are cooked through.
- While the lentils cook, chop the rest of your veggies.
- When the lentils are done, remove the bay leaves – and if you have a garlic press, which I really, really hope you do – pass the cooked/softened garlic through the press and mix it all around. Combine lentils with tomatoes, scallions, basil, feta olive oil, lemon and give a good toss.
- Serve on top of salad greens for a little more oomph, top with freshly cracked pepper.
The big bonus from this lentil salad is: it actually looks and tastes like risotto. So basically, we’re eating straight pasta for the second week in a row! Hollerrrrr.
Last week we spent four glorious days in Burlington, Vermont with our family. In addition to hiking, eating, and puzzle-ing, this included one of the most epic LNDPs in which I’ve ever participated. Lesson learned – the power of an LNDP is heightened through 1) a straight T. Swift soundtrack and 2) your mom/mom-in-law.
I also think the universe is trying to tell me something about New England. The Husband and I got caught on “flypocalypse” on our way home – meaning we spent an extra two days in Vermont (there are worse places to be stuck). And…this weekend I head BACK to Vermont for my BFF’s wedding. I’ll just let that marinate.
Given our quick three days at home, not a whole lot of fancy cooking going on in our kitchen this week. I bought some fresh herbs, veggies, and fruit – but other than that, we’re making do with what we have on hand. Like this chicken, inspired by Bon Appetit.
Smoky Chicken Breast with Roasted Vegetables
- olive oil (about 1/2 cup)
- 6 garlic cloves, crushed
- 1 handful smoked paprika
- juice from 1 lemon
- 1 (small) handful cumin
- 1 (small) handful crushed red pepper
- salt, pepper
- 1 cup plain Greek yogurt
- 1 pound chicken breasts
- 1 can chickpeas, drained
- 1 container cherry tomatoes
- **2-3 portabello mushrooms, sliced (see below)
- 1 bunch parsley, chopped
- Preheat the oven to 425 degrees F. Mix olive oil through salt/pepper in a small bowl, whisk together. Pour about half of the oil mixture into the yogurt, mix thoroughly, and set aside.
- Rub the oil mixture into the chicken on both sides and then place on a baking sheet. Toss the remaining oil with the tomatoes, chickpeas, and mushrooms and spread alongside the chicken. Season again with salt and pepper.
- Roast everything for about 20 minutes, or until the chicken is no longer pink. Serve on top of arugula with yogurt and parsley.
I got creative here with the addition of the mushrooms, but truth be told, this would probably be better without them – the roasting makes them release a lot of liquid, which then means the chickpeas don’t roast quite as well. However, for a one pot meal, this is healthy, tasty, and easy. The yogurt, says the Husband, is key.